Did you ever have something just totally fucking weird happen to you? I did last week and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. Me and my buddy Jorge were just chilling out at this café down from where we are staying, it’d been a pretty crazy night if you know what I mean and we were both pretty fucking hung over. So anyway out of no where comes this guy asking if we are “here to see the show”. I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about but figure it could be amazing so say yes, so this guy asks for $5 and tells us to follow him.

Just in an alleyway around the corner from the café there’s this crazy looking maid sitting on this wicker chair completely nude. So me and my buddy are standing there like what the fuck is going on when the dude who showed us back there strips naked and walks over to this girl and rams his pecker down her throat. Next thing I know he’s smiling at us asking if we want a turn…well what’s a guy supposed to say to an offer like that?

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